Not the Pacemaker
Dear Dr, your patient’s pacemaker insertion went fine. I don’t think it’s “giving him pain”. I have however found out what is. Probably has to do with the fall when he originally syncopized from the bardycardia that got him the pacemaker in the first place! Lesson, examine the patient before you put it in!

Monday, September 10th 2012 at 8:37 am |
Officer Cynical climbs way out on a limb and sez fractured clavicle.
Monday, September 10th 2012 at 9:28 am |
Yes!
Monday, September 10th 2012 at 9:37 am |
By god, I knew that A&P class would come in handy someday!!!
Monday, September 10th 2012 at 11:20 am |
Maybe he put the pacer there to fill in the indentation from the deformed clavicle.
Monday, September 10th 2012 at 11:18 pm |
DAY-um.
Wednesday, September 12th 2012 at 12:35 am |
Not to belabor the obvious, but isn’t someone going to FIX THAT FRACTURE?!