Hold the Presses!
Yes, it is true that you are the son of the man who used to be the Mayor but for some reason, I can’t see how that translates into us dropping everything to address your no big deal laceration of your fingertip.
No, you don’t need a plastic surgeon
No your finger is not going to fall off
No you cannot leave to “take care of something” and then come back and jump to the head of the line in triage.
Yes, you are a total douche bag. Wait, did I say that out loud?