Hold the Presses!
Yes, it is true that you are the son of the man who used to be the Mayor but for some reason, I can’t see how that translates into us dropping everything to address your no big deal laceration of your fingertip.
No, you don’t need a plastic surgeon
No your finger is not going to fall off
No you cannot leave to “take care of something” and then come back and jump to the head of the line in triage.
Yes, you are a total douche bag. Wait, did I say that out loud?
Wednesday, June 20th 2012 at 12:51 pm |
I struggle with the prima donnas who present to our ER and demand to jump line and get the next available room because our CEO is their wife’s third cousin’s baseball coach’s sister! LOL
Well put.
Wednesday, June 20th 2012 at 6:10 pm |
Wait… Isn’t the standard of care for minor lacerations to give IV propofol?
Friday, June 22nd 2012 at 12:55 am |
No doubt a Dilaudid/Vicodin request will be forthcoming too for the intractable pain a lac can bring.