Socking!!

Dear Patients,

Please don’t come to the ER for significant complaints like bilateral weakness of the legs with loss of reflexes and then refuse a CT or an MRI because your homeopath diagnosed you with “Electrical Sensitivity” and told you your “organs will fly out of your body” if you do.

We’re going to label you a complete wacko. Sorry.

3 Comments

  1. Comment by Terri C:

    Hmmmm I suppose the homeopath did not accompany the patient, right? Otherwise, I’d get someone to do a nerve conduction test on the homeopath. Preferably someone with very little experience.

  2. Comment by Sarah G:

    I would bring out a refrigerator magnet and wave it over the patient. “Don’t worry, this is a homeopathic remedy for your sensitivity. Thank you for alerting us. Perhaps you should get a bracelet in case you are ever knocked unconscious.”

  3. Comment by Jasmine:

    I don’t understand how anyone can buy into that homeopath crap. What are the qualifications to even become a hopeopathic practitioner? Is there some kind of test that comes on the back of a cereal box? Or do you just proclaim yourself a homeopathic practitioner and then create a certificate in microsoft word to post on your wall? They’re almost as ridiculous as all of the people who read a wikipedia article and think that equals medical school.

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