Tales From The ER

New Contender

Dr Killpatient — Mon, 13 May 2013 19:50:46 +0000

Attention! New contender for most pathetic ER visit chief complaint

25 y/o M CC:

“I inhaled some water in the shower this morning and now I’m coughing”.

Separated at birth?

Dr Killpatient — Sun, 21 Apr 2013 16:11:07 +0000

Is it just me or does bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev look like Noel Redding from the Are You Experienced album from the Jimi Hendrix Experience?

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Simple Triage Rules

Dr Killpatient — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 22:50:27 +0000

Simple rule for all you triage nurses:
Don’t let people with abdominal pain sit for 45 min in the waiting room with a blood pressure of 76 systolic and a heart rate of 120. It’s bad form.
Thanks.

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1st Responsibilty

Dr Killpatient — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 12:25:48 +0000

If you ask me, the most important thing you need to be able to do when working in the ER as a doctor or a nurse (and to only a slightly lesser extent, as a tech or a respiratory therapist), is to be able to recognize when someone is in cardiac arrest.

Sounds pretty basic, right? Then how can some people who should know better (ie BLS/ACLS trained) not realise that a pt who becomes unresponsive is in fact pulseless and apnoeic!

Come on people, feel for a pulse and check for respirations!

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