Tales From The ER

Me: “So sir, what brought you to the ER today?”

Mr Sarcastic: ” A car “

• CTTech posted on January 24, 2013
  I get answers like that all the time. They aren't kidding. I rephrase it..."Why are you here?"
• j posted on December 20, 2012
  if u can joke your not that sick or in pain go away
• Ms. Donna posted on December 20, 2012
  Well, Pt has orientation AND an attitude problem.

This image is from an actual medical textbook. Provide an appropriate caption.

• CeeCee posted on January 25, 2013
  "6 inches you say? I think you got confused and actually meant centimeter's"
• RN Trac posted on September 21, 2012
  Is it itchy?
• Richard posted on September 19, 2012
  "It looks like a real one only lot's smaller!"

• Arzt4Empfaenger posted on August 26, 2012
  Haha, thanks for the laugh! It looks a bit like a japanese fundoshi* on backwards (*beware, googling will result in ...