Happy new year everyone. Several musings on working overnight on New Year’s Eve.
First if you’re going to try to break up a fight between two people, try to avoid sticking your finger into one of the combatant’s mouths. Yes your finger will probably get bitten off.
Second, if you get stabbed 10 times it’s probably better to call the ambulance than to have your friend drive you in.
Third, if you’re diagnosed with the flu you can expect to have fever for 4-7 days. Tamiflu will not get rid of your fever three hours after taking it. There is no need to return to the emergency room for such things.
Fourth, always think twice about when you leave your 14-year-old off at a party with supposedly “good people”. He’s liable to end up intoxicated facedown on the roadside somewhere.